• If we can’t throw it away, what do we do with it?
• Keep those people right away from the church!
• When you gotta go, you gotta go…
• Check out the specialties at this restaurant
• Get your hats and mittons here!
• COMPLY!
• You might have seen this one before.  But don’t touch it!
• It would not be good if Papa Christmas fell.
• One this reading try.
• Dangerous intersection… er … yeah…
• The best resort!
• I’ve laughed at these too.
• Who ya gonna call?

Courtesy of the Church Sign Generator